Trump thanks Allah for hiding him from headline news for a day

Photo: Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, USA – Donald Trump, CC BY-SA 2.0

Embattled President Donald Trump has thanked Allah for taking him off the headlines today after a crazed man went on a deadly rampage in the US allegedly shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’, according to reports.

“I am very thankful to Allah today; he is a good Allah.  Allah will help make America great again,” Trump said in a statement.

When asked about the Russian probe, Trump said “It’s all fake, just fake news and fake reporters coming from fake CNN and fake Hillary.”

He had his own conspiracy theory on the outcome of the presidential election saying “Hillary lost on purpose so I’d be the one impeached,” he said.