World renowned gift giver Santa Claus has been accused of indecent assault, sexual harassment and bullying of women, sources have revealed.
More than 120 women have come forward with allegations that St. Nickolas groped and abused them during their time at Santa’s workshop on the North Pole.
Jill Dawson, 94, told investigators that Santa squeezed her buttocks and made “crude and offensive remarks” while working as his 21 year old intern in 1944.
Nasanin Jahansouz Shahi, 29, says she was left scarred for life after Santa gate crashed her mother’s home in Iran when she was a child. “He offered my mum whiskey and asked if he could stay the night in her bed,” she says.
Another woman, who wished to remain anonymous, told investigators that Santa asked her to sit on his lap and made “revolting and sexual comments” about children’s toys to a horrified elderly lady while filling his sleigh with presents. “He said one of the toy dolls looked like it had a clitoris.”
The 1,747 year old has strongly denied all allegations, placing the blame on “the Twittersphere” in light of the recent Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal.
“I’m guessing it’s the social media thing and Twittersphere that stirred all this shit up,” Santa told reporters.
“Oh and of course there’s the whole Harvey Weinstein thing, and now we’ve got a witch hunt.
“I’m prepared to cop the fact that I might have terrified a few people when I crashed down the chimney and I shouldn’t have done that, but these sorts of things bear no relationship to who I am and what I’m about.”
Santa says that the delivery of presents to over 90 million homes this year “will still go ahead no matter what.”